Posted: Apr 21, 2019 2:27 pm
by The_Metatron
Spearthrower wrote:
Pridefel Knowitelz wrote:I've never heard a believer say anything that strikes me as crazy.

Well then: enjoy reading this thread.

I'll give you a bonus example.

Shaking one's keys at a polar bear will scare it away, because God gave man dominion over animals and installed fear of humans in them.

That's certifiably crazy as believing it while in the vicinity of a hungry polar bear will lead to death.

No, man, you have it all wrong!

This is EXACTLY what Christians should do to test their faith. Walk north, find a polar bear, and go tell it what’s what with their keys.

Polar bears need a source of soft, warm meat. The world needs fewer religious assholes. It’s a win all around.