Posted: May 13, 2019 5:13 pm
by Spearthrower
Cito di Pense wrote:If I were God, words would mean whatever I said they meant. For example, epoxy would not reference a chemical compound. "He was convicted of epoxy".



I think that's a perfectly suitable usage of infinite power, knowledge and benevolence.

You could probably formalize it by having some angels blare horns from the clouds, then bellow out in a great booming voice that shakes the very foundations of the Earth: LITTERING SHALL BE KNOWN AS EPOXY... HENCEFORTH!

So spaketh the Lord.