Posted: Oct 20, 2014 9:41 pm
by Varangian
jez9999 wrote:
Clive Durdle wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_toilet_etiquette

Here's my favourite:
The Prophet went out to answer the call of nature and asked me to bring three stones. I found two stones and searched for the third but could not find it. So took a dried piece of dung and brought it to him. He took the two stones and threw away the dung and said, "This is a filthy thing."

The Prophet wisely said "don't wipe shit off your ass with dried shit!!!" Praise be to Allah.


Should've been three seashells...