Posted: Feb 27, 2020 1:42 pm
by Spearthrower
newolder wrote:Demographic analysis of available statistics:

If you are over 80 years of age and are infected with this new virus, you have a better than 85% chance to survive the illness.

If you are under 40 years of age, the survival rate is currently >99%.

https://www.worldometers.info/coronavir ... ographics/



We're DOOOOOOOMED! DOOOOOOOMED!!

Please add more exclamation marks to taste - I'm too busy trying to squeeze the last few precious moments I have remaining to add the necessary amount required for dramatic hyperbole.