Posted: May 29, 2021 11:58 pm
by Tortured_Genius
The guys bio on the website is, well, weird too.

Apparently he has been selected for divine intervention:
On Dan’s third deployment in 2012, his life changed forever. After six months of combat operations, he was hit by an IED blast during a mission in Helmand province, Afghanistan. He was evacuated and awoke from his medically induced coma learning that his right eye had been destroyed in the blast and his left eye was badly damaged. Dan was completely blind and the doctors did not believe he would ever see again. Tara stood by him every day and night, keeping faith and praying he would see again. After several difficult surgeries and months of fighting a tough diagnosis, Dan eventually regained sight in his left eye, a miracle according to the head surgeon. Dan refused to quit and went on to deploy twice more, first back to the Middle East in 2014 and then South Korea in 2016.

(I'm not linking it because :puke:)

So there you have it - directly touched by the hand of God through the intercession of his wife. It's a miracle I tell you, a miracle! (and has nothing to do with advanced surgical care at all).

This is the sort of shit we get establishing the "Divine Right" when the gutter press are at their most sycophantic when referring to the royals and British aristocracy.

So God is definitely on Commander Crenshaw's side - I can't help wondering of there is an Ofdan in the background somewhere.