Posted: Jan 16, 2012 10:03 am
"In further news today, following on from the success of House Bill 1227, the Missouri House of Representatives plans to introduce a new bill which finally legalizes gravity. A spokesperson for the Representatives stated that "Science has to date claimed that there is Law of Gravity but we have no statute in the Missouri legislation. We will be seeking an injunction that will allow us to issue Cease and Desist orders to anyone who promotes this law in any way. Without a law that is voted on by the duly elected representatives of this state anyone who remains in contact with the ground willfully according to the so-called Law of Gravity is acting illegally."