Posted: Aug 23, 2018 7:13 am
by zulumoose
Creationists don't bother to argue how divine creation of a visible universe with a hundred billion galaxies each consisting of hundreds of billions of stars was necessary to produce life on one measly planet, this one.


One plausible explanation is that this solar system is the cot that god plays in, and life is his latest toy. The rest of the universe is explained by his famous tantrums, which stopped somewhere around the year 0ALT (after last tantrum). This also conveniently explains the expanding universe.