Posted: Jun 20, 2019 8:26 am
by Cito di Pense
Spearthrower wrote:Thank god for the internet's democratization of knowledge meaning that the abjectly clueless can now contest on even footing with those who laughably spend thousands of hours studying the topic matter in detail at reputable institutions with credible experts... there in all its wonder if photographic evidence of the anatomical scaling of the male chilli plant with its symbiotically harnessed tomato drones firing a projectile weapon to defend its harem of weakling chilli womenfolk from the vigorous pursuit of challenging predators intent on gladiatorial combat.

That's a photograph I made, myself, inspired in a pre-pasta haze of hubris. You know, in a spurt of inquiry. Me, I have a symbiotic relatioship with tomatoes, peppers, and garlic. I grow them as pets, only to eat them. They get careful cultivation and enjoy leafing and fruiting, and I get pasta. The sausages are held in reserve as an extra incentive for our most persistent customers. When you hold a sausage, hold it tenderly, with reverence. If you don't know how to grow a sausage, there are ample lessons available on the internet.