Posted: Jan 16, 2020 9:18 pm
by Hermit
Bog-standard, generic evangelist literature. I spared myself from wasting a lot of time by skipping from the first sentence to the last few paragraphs...
As I said before, the difficult part is not understanding how much sense this all makes, the really hard part is doing it! In fact, really, honestly, truly even that is not so hard!

Just start by making a firm intention that you are doing this because it’s what the One who created you wants you to do! Then why not actually try asking for some help. Yes! Just go ahead and try asking the Creator of all things, and ask Him alone, not through anyone or anything, just direct to the Creator, and do it sincerely from your heart to guide and help you to do the right thing.

OK! So how do you feel?

Well if you feel the way I expect you to then all you have to do is follow these steps.

Simply say: “I am a witness that there really is no god <\» ept the One God and that Mohammed is the Messengei ol ( >od (technically that is what makes you Muslim) or in Aralm “Ash shadu an laa il laaha il Allah wa ashadu anna rasul lu lah!”You need to start learning to pray the five prayers that a Mus Iim has to pray every day. To learn how to do this or for any other help contact “Muslim Now” (

And that really is just about all you have to take care of right now.

May the peace and blessing of God be with you always.

... and I'm sure that I have already read or heard everything I skipped elsewhere.

Copy-pastable version of the tripe here.