Posted: Sep 14, 2012 3:59 pm
Scuse me for enjoying myself, but I just want to step back and savour that taste...
The taste of telling complete strangers that you are extremely erudite.
Allow me a momentary quaff on this bounteous experience outside my ken.
*cough cough* There's something you are all unaware of about me... I... well, how can I put this? Oh yes, I am extremely erudite, learned, intelligent, superior, wondrous, charming, charmed, stupendous, glorious, beautific, gorgeous, huggable, admirable, tantalizing, and awesome.
I just thought you should know.
Hmmm, yeah that was pretty good. Makes me feel like you all instantly appreciate me so much more. Thanks guys for being there.
Hold on though, I've yet to try out the full suite of experiences here. Allow me to try out that one too....
On top of what I've already humbly informed you of my effervescent attractive nature, I regret to inform you that you are all sad, pathetic and ignorant.
Hmmm, no; that didn't feel so good, I have to say. In fact, that's really quite disturbed. I don't know if I could ever truly consider thinking that about a group of people I don't know, who I've never bothered to ask even the most basic of details, who I've lumped together under a term of my own devising, to become examples of the dreck of humanity just because I'd decided to enter their community and shove my ridiculously unwarranted, overbearing arrogance down their throats.
The taste of telling complete strangers that you are extremely erudite.
Allow me a momentary quaff on this bounteous experience outside my ken.
*cough cough* There's something you are all unaware of about me... I... well, how can I put this? Oh yes, I am extremely erudite, learned, intelligent, superior, wondrous, charming, charmed, stupendous, glorious, beautific, gorgeous, huggable, admirable, tantalizing, and awesome.
I just thought you should know.
Hmmm, yeah that was pretty good. Makes me feel like you all instantly appreciate me so much more. Thanks guys for being there.
Hold on though, I've yet to try out the full suite of experiences here. Allow me to try out that one too....
On top of what I've already humbly informed you of my effervescent attractive nature, I regret to inform you that you are all sad, pathetic and ignorant.
Hmmm, no; that didn't feel so good, I have to say. In fact, that's really quite disturbed. I don't know if I could ever truly consider thinking that about a group of people I don't know, who I've never bothered to ask even the most basic of details, who I've lumped together under a term of my own devising, to become examples of the dreck of humanity just because I'd decided to enter their community and shove my ridiculously unwarranted, overbearing arrogance down their throats.