Posted: Sep 14, 2012 5:06 pm
by The_Metatron
Me too! I have qualifications and degrees (which lets me claim scholarship). My measured intelligence is fantastically high. Not sure what erudite is, but I bet I'm that, too.

But, making no claim to owning a spirit or any evidence suggesting I do, I can't claim spiritual enlightenment.

You know, just a couple days ago I nearly broke my goddamned neck flying over a car with my bicycle at ridiculous speed. No life flashing before eyes or nothing. Must be lacking that enlightenment.

I do have to take it easy here, though. My broken ribs hurt like a motherfucker when I laugh.