Posted: Apr 17, 2011 2:36 am
Nice knee-jerk reaction.
First of all, that's a quote from comedian/actor Zach Galifianakis, not something I came up with. I could care less if it doesn't impress you. Second, you're the one asserting that your stupid ideas are in some way scientific and profound. They aren't, as evidenced by your repeated failed attempts to convince the mods to move this thread to the science section. 
Paul.