Posted: Jan 16, 2012 6:06 pm
by Matthew Shute
I love the way some psychics correct you when you don't know what they're talking about.

"Do you know somebody with the initials M K?"

"M K? Let me think. Err, no."

"Come on. You'll find that you do know somebody with those initials."

"No, really. I can't think of anyone."

"You'll kick yourself when it comes to you later."

In other words, you're the fuckwit because they guessed incorrectly.