Posted: Jul 04, 2014 8:08 pm
Poor 'ol hapless Derek - he got in 'touch' with a Kreed Kafer in a haunted house - an anagram of 'Derek Faker' - his own crew stitched him up! 
Lifeboat for the rational mind :D
http://www.rationalskepticism.org/
http://www.rationalskepticism.org/viewtopic.php?p=2038394#p2038394