Posted: Nov 13, 2018 10:54 pm
by Wortfish
Fallible wrote:
Shove your urges up your arse. Even if you weren't simply trolling your tits off, I'd never listen to some stranger who's so up themselves that they feel fine with giving me unsolicited advice. It shows a certain crassness and inability to understand the impact of their comments. Would you like to urge me to eat a more alkaline diet as well? No? Perhaps you'd like me to eat baking soda or cut out all sugars..? I've heard each of these things several times from people I know and like. What are that chances that I'd suddenly listen to some berk who isn't ashamed to pretend he's in touch with a dead cat after paying some other berks actual money to tell him what he wants to hear?

Look, I'm just trying to help you - my fellow human being. Admittedly, I would win this argument if you were healed by a spiritual advisor. I would encourage you to take advantage of the placebo effect. Try and convince yourself that a sugar pill is actually a cure for cancer. Then take it, and your mind will respond by destroying the cancerous cells - this is just a case of psychosomatic therapy. It may seem odd, but it does work.