Posted: Nov 25, 2018 6:02 am
laklak wrote:Wortfish wrote:SafeAsMilk wrote:I had a reading with my two late cats a couple hours ago, and they told me that you're full of shit. Based on your approach to evidence, you must accept this. Where does that leave us?
No you didn't. There is an afterlife, there are angels and there is a God. There are also demons who lead people astray.
And witches. Also warlocks, vampires, and werewolves. Bigfeet, Nessie, Area 51 aliens, and flying monkeys. Not to mention silkies, banshees, elves, orcs, hobbits, Klingons, Morlocks, Ancient Gods of Eldritch Horror, and a few I've forgotten.
Nessie. You forgot Nessie! How could you?
Although Nessie has not been seen in Loch Ness for years, she definitely exists, just not in Scotland any more. She has migrated and now lives in South Australia. Lake Bumbunga, about 125 kilometres north of Adelaide, to be precise. I know this because I have seen her. Yes, I do have evidence! Here is the photo I took of her. It's out of focus to maintain the tradition.
