Posted: May 10, 2011 2:02 pm
Ok. Assuming for a moment that there was really such a conspiracy by Satan-worshipping nazis to murder her by the meticulously planned and foolproof method of arranging a supposedly defective seatbelt, a fiat uno, a tunnel and 13 demonic concrete posts during the decades prior to her relationship with dodi and the only man capable of uncovering such a conspiracy is the towering intellectual and fearless crusader for justice who brought us that song about vindaloo - why exactly should I give a shit?