Posted: Mar 30, 2010 3:34 pm
by Nautilidae
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Many of you have heard of a book and film series called "Twilight". Most of you write it off as a simple book series. I am here today to tell you that I have the truth.

The series is about a girl named Bella Swan. She meets a vampire named Edward Cullen, and they fall in love. Their adventures and relationship are documented in the book series.

I am here today to tell you that the purpose of this series is not recreation, but total anarchy.

By 2008, Twilight had become extremely popular with teenage girls, the target audience of the series. In November of 2008, a film series began. This is where the plot begins.

I have watched both films in the series. I honestly did not hate them until I discovered the truth. I always found the manor in which the characters on screen spoke; they often spoke with soap opera staccato. During these scenes, I would always cringe or bite my lip. I did not understand why, but I could not stand the manor in which they spoke. I discovered, in horror, why it was that they spoke in this manor and why I disliked it so much.

During the pauses in their speech, weak audio waves are being delivered to the audience. These signals carry hidden messages that aren't interpreted as words by the brain, but are nevertheless interpreted as a message. These signals tell people that Edward Cullen, the vampire, is the only person with whom they should ever have sexual intercourse. The results of this are catastrophic.

You see, the signals have been extremely weak thus far, which explains why girls are still having sexual intercourse. However, by observing the Twilight community, you will see that these audio signals are having an effect. These girls love Edward Cullen due to the doctrine being fed to these girls during the films. During the final two films, the audio waves will be stronger than ever. This will be the final blow. After the last two films, women will no longer have any desire to have sexual intercourse with humans. If there is no sexual intercourse, human reproduction will become a scarce event. The human race will die out with this generation.

Soon, people will begin to realize this. Riots will begin. People will be fighting and panicking in the streets. When chaos rules, people will become weak. They will be willing to listen to anyone that promises some sort of order: a New World Order. Yes, Twilight is the direct product of the Illuminati's ability to formulate plans that no one is able to detect. When chaos breaks out due to women disliking sex, the people will gladly let the Illuminati introduce order.

However, I was able to see through the Illuminati's plan. You see, I am an atheist; atheists are immune to dogma, even the dogma that is being fed to young women all over the world through the Twilight films. I was able to find the true intent of the series by studying subliminal messages being sent from the cast members of the Twilight films. For example whenever the actors that play the main characters, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, are asked wether or not they are dating, they always dodge the question. This is used to enhance the realism of the series and thus allow women to absorb the messages more easily. There is also evidence that the Illuminati are attempting to cover up their plan. The actress that plays Victoria, a vampire from the series, was replaced by Bryce Dallas Howard in the second sequel "Eclipse". This was attributed to "scheduling conflicts". This is simply a cover-up, of course. The REAL reason she was replaced was because she discovered the Illuminati's plan. In order to conceal their true motives, the Illuminati silenced the actress by brainwashing her and then replacing her. This is the power of the Illuminati.

The disturbing fact that convinced me that all of this was real was the release dates of each film. In 2008, "Twilight was released. The sequel, "New Moon" was released in 2009. The third film in the series, "Eclipse", will be released this year. The final part of the story, "Breaking Dawn", will be split into two films. If the pattern of release is followed, part one will be released in 2011. The final film in the series will be released in the year 2012. This is a sign that the world will not end in 2012. It is an implication that the "end of the world" is misunderstood; in 2012, the end of the world will not occur, but the collapse of society itself will occur.

Stop the spread of Twilight. You are responsible for saving society as we know it. SPREAD THE WORD!

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