Posted: Jun 09, 2012 1:51 pm
1.What caused the universe to exist?
Goddoneit.
2.What explains the fine tuning of the universe?
Goddoneit.
3.Why is the universe rational?
Goddoneit.
4.How did DNA and amino acids arise?
Goddoneit.
5.Where did the genetic code come from?
Goddoneit.
6.How do irreducibly complex enzyme chains evolve?
Goddoneit.
7.How do we account for the origin of 116 distinct language families?
People learn that different sounds equate to different meanings.
OOPS. I meant Goddoneit.
8.Why did cities suddenly appear all over the world between 3,000 and 1,000BC?
Because people were getting more prolific and built them and there were provably cities way before that.
OR Goddoneit.
9.How is independent thought possible in a world ruled by chance and necessity?
It evolved OR Goddoneit.
10.How do we account for self-awareness?
It evolved as the evidence actually shows or Goddoneit.
11.How is free will possible in a material universe?
It's an illusion or Goddoneit.
12.How do we account for conscience?
It evolved which fits the evidence or Goddoneit.
13.On what basis can we make moral judgements?
We can't OR Godsaysso.
14.Why does suffering matter?
What does that mean? OR Goddoneit (oh wait not a good answer to that one).
15.Why do human beings matter?
Except to ourselves, we don't OR Godsaysit.
16.Why care about justice?
Godsaysso.
17.How do we account for the almost universal belief in the supernatural?
Because people want to believe in something that takes away their fears and they like worshipping animals? Oh wait. Religion has evolved since then. No wait. I know. Goddoneit.
18.How do we know the supernatural does not exist?
We don't absolutely know. How do we know it does? Oh of course, Godsaysit- in an ancient book.
19.How can we know if there is conscious existence after death?
We can't. Oh wait, there is because Godsaysit- in that ancient book of mythology.
20.What accounts for the empty tomb, resurrection appearances and growth of the church?
Um, it's a story in a book and people all around the world believe in all sorts of stories from books and things they have no proof of and build churches around these gods that they have no evidence of.
Oh wait. Because it really happened because Godsaysit.
I've got to tell you, this theism thing is pretty cool. You just need to know two words and blindly assert that they are true to every question.
Goddoneit.
2.What explains the fine tuning of the universe?
Goddoneit.
3.Why is the universe rational?
Goddoneit.
4.How did DNA and amino acids arise?
Goddoneit.
5.Where did the genetic code come from?
Goddoneit.
6.How do irreducibly complex enzyme chains evolve?
Goddoneit.
7.How do we account for the origin of 116 distinct language families?
People learn that different sounds equate to different meanings.
OOPS. I meant Goddoneit.
8.Why did cities suddenly appear all over the world between 3,000 and 1,000BC?
Because people were getting more prolific and built them and there were provably cities way before that.
OR Goddoneit.
9.How is independent thought possible in a world ruled by chance and necessity?
It evolved OR Goddoneit.
10.How do we account for self-awareness?
It evolved as the evidence actually shows or Goddoneit.
11.How is free will possible in a material universe?
It's an illusion or Goddoneit.
12.How do we account for conscience?
It evolved which fits the evidence or Goddoneit.
13.On what basis can we make moral judgements?
We can't OR Godsaysso.
14.Why does suffering matter?
What does that mean? OR Goddoneit (oh wait not a good answer to that one).
15.Why do human beings matter?
Except to ourselves, we don't OR Godsaysit.
16.Why care about justice?
Godsaysso.
17.How do we account for the almost universal belief in the supernatural?
Because people want to believe in something that takes away their fears and they like worshipping animals? Oh wait. Religion has evolved since then. No wait. I know. Goddoneit.
18.How do we know the supernatural does not exist?
We don't absolutely know. How do we know it does? Oh of course, Godsaysit- in an ancient book.
19.How can we know if there is conscious existence after death?
We can't. Oh wait, there is because Godsaysit- in that ancient book of mythology.
20.What accounts for the empty tomb, resurrection appearances and growth of the church?
Um, it's a story in a book and people all around the world believe in all sorts of stories from books and things they have no proof of and build churches around these gods that they have no evidence of.
Oh wait. Because it really happened because Godsaysit.
I've got to tell you, this theism thing is pretty cool. You just need to know two words and blindly assert that they are true to every question.