Posted: Dec 30, 2013 4:47 pm
Mick wrote:SafeAsMilk wrote:Gay sex doesn't keep the penis from performing its natural ends either, you can still pee or cum in a vagina later if you want.
I'm taking a wild guess that what constitutes a "moral sex act" is pulled out of thin air.
Pee or cum in a vagina? I think you skeptics might be a little confused where the pee goes.
The issue is not where the "cum" ends up. The act itself has to be unitive an procreative, they say. Catholics have a special view of sex-it is almost spiritual, sacred and special.
Yes, their god made it so special that an average healthy male can produce about 10 billion haploid humans a month. So even if a man sires a child a year, that still leaves 10 billion wasted haploid lives per month for most of his life. Good design and ethics there god. Well done.
And he gets really worried if some males stick it in other males? Seriously? Creates a whole fucking universe, waits about 10 billion years, fucks around with slime moulds trilobites and dinosaurs and what not until he eventually creates a paranoid ape that thinks it has to worship something for which there is no evidence??
Yes, the Catholic Church and its wet dreams about imaginary superheros is sacred, spiritual and special all right. A pity they can't keep their penises out of children.