Posted: Jan 15, 2014 7:43 am
by Arcanyn
The Catholic Church says it's dealing with a spike in Satanic worship by training a growing team of specialized priests to keep the devil at bay.


I'd be really surprised if anybody actually does worship Satan. Even Satanists only seem to use Satan as a symbol and to annoy fundie Christians.

Still, seems to be a pretty standard business model; create a non-existant problem and then offer to fix it (for a reasonable fee, of course).