Posted: Oct 03, 2014 12:07 pm
Look lads, we've all been taking Jesus' body a bit too much for granted. He was just one man, you know? Sure, a god too, but in a single man's body... not even a particularly fat man, just fish and bread and shit. Now we've been munching on him for a goodly bit of time, and no one's really thought about sustainability here. We can't just keep on gnawing that shit all day every day, think about it! Would you like a million believers chomping down on your flesh on a weekly basis? No, I don't think you would. So here's the deal... we gotta figure out who doesn't get to eat the Jesus bits. And once we've done that, I need to talk to you about the wine!