Posted: May 15, 2016 9:14 pm
by laklak
Scientology is much younger than that, and it's even batshit crazier. I mean c'mon, intergalactic DC-8s? Invisible aliens attached to your spinal cord? Measuring the state of your "soul" with a fucking gussied up ohmmeter? It's ludicrous, but lucrative.

People are fools, for the most part. You might think that at my rapidly advancing age I'd be inured to human stupidity, but not a day goes by that I'm not amazed anew. Just a quick ramble through my morning facebook feed is enough to send me back to bed with a bottle of cheap wine.

Anybody remember Alice Cooper's Ballad of Dwight Fry? I gotta get outta here. I gotta get outta here! I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!