Posted: Dec 05, 2018 3:00 am
As I'm sure Wortfish will tell you, we just don't know -- it's a mystery! Humans spent thousands upon thousands of years trying to unlock this mystery, but then they discovered science and actually figured out how shit worked. Unfortunately science hasn't described absolutely everything to the level of detail that Wortfish requires, so we should really just pack up and go back to reading tea leaves and praising our creator for being so good at appearing to not be there.