Posted: Jan 04, 2014 11:18 am
There is a strong correlation between people who drive big cars and people who have a lot of kids i.e people with lots of kids tend to drive big cars. And we know from Freud that people who drive big cars have a small penis. Hence the inescapable inference is that people with a small penis have lots of kids. From this, we can deduce an inverse correlation between penis size and fertility. Freud should have been in genetics.