Posted: Nov 13, 2015 4:29 pm
by Sendraks
I'm not a psychiatrist or any sort of mental health professional, but in my expert opinion I think your dreams are trying to tell you that either

a) you have a craving for hot juicy sausages, which you should sate by getting yourself to the local supermarket or butchers and buying the biggest, juiciest, sausages you can find

or

b) GO AND SEE A FRIKKIN DOCTOR AND GET SOME HELP!