Posted: Nov 30, 2016 12:00 pm
by chairman bill
archibald wrote:
chairman bill wrote:On the plus side, animals don't give a shit.


First, this suggests you don't think you're a member of the animal kingdom.
Only if choose to ignore the colloquial use of 'animals' as referring to non-human species, and you're not that stupid, so I conclude that you're just being pedantic. You're forgiven, BTW :-)

Second, google 'mating preferences and visual cues'
Dogs & cats don't generally want to mate with me, but they are happy to be friendly & trusting without worrying that I'm an ugly old bastard.

and third, apparently...

fig-1-chickens.png

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/serio ... D66ZaKLSV4
To be fair, chickens don't come to me for cuddles, ear-tickling, belly rubs and the like. They also don't chase sticks or play with balls of string. So maybe it's true.