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This is scientific. The closer your balls are to the ground, the greater is the gravitational pull on your seminal vesicles therby leading to activation of the pressure receptors which in turn cause the release of extra 5-alpha reductase enzyme thereby converting Testosterone to 5-DHT. And it has been well documented that higher levels of T/DHT are associated with criminal behaviours.[1]

[1]: Justin Bieber et al; 188; 12-2009 Journal of Bovine Excrement

Just practising to imitate a homoepath.