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I have solved problems in dreams. Usually the dreamed solution has absolutely fuck all to do with the real world problem, but I can sort of squish it into a semblance of relevance if I squint and look out of the corner of my eye. For example, I was worrying about the port engine, it runs rougher than the starboard, and smokes more when it's started. That night I dreamed about a man fucking a penguin (not me, of course, it was some other guy). After a while I realized that penguins are affected by oil spills, and diesel is an oil product, and fucking something can be viewed as injecting them with a penis. Et voila, my problem is the diesel fuel injectors!

Thanks, Timecube!