Posted: May 14, 2012 4:02 pm
by Weaver
patient zero wrote:
DoctorE wrote:Ta-da
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Small enough to put in the baby's hand when it's arms are free from the womb. Then when the rest of it comes out the witlesses can claim that the baby was born holding the koran. :roll:

That would take some amazingly fast work on the part of the person planting the book.

In my experience, once the shoulders deliver, the rest of the baby comes out in a really quick spurt - I don't think there's any way you could get something into the hands, and have any noticeable time before the rest of the baby is delivered.

It's not like the little critters are pushing their way out arms-first, like a diver entering the water.