Posted: Apr 03, 2017 4:50 pm
There are many things I'd like to know about the Quran. For example, do they print it on paper that you can roll a blunt out of? Gideon Bibles make excellent emergency Rizlas, if the Quran doesn't then it's definitely an inferior book. Unless it makes decent toilet paper, Gideons don't make particularly good toilet paper. Not absorbent enough, just sort of smears it around and leave skid marks in my jocks.