Posted: Mar 17, 2019 11:00 pm
by romansh
Fallible wrote:I've never been bitten by a dog.

Did you ever have a paper route?

I still remember rolling up to a door on my bike, just a about to put the paper in the letter box, one of the inhabitants opens a door to get a paper and the dog, an Alsatian (Bruce as it turns out), rushes past and the warning was Bruce sinking his teeth into my calf.