Posted: May 05, 2011 6:12 pm
There's an old joke about them:
A man orders a Rolls Royce which has to be built exactly to fit his specs, including the driving seat so it's his car.
On taking delivery, he notices a hole in the front bumper leading to the engine, for a crank handle.
He says to the dealer "what's this for?"
The dealer replies, "just in case!"
"Just in case? What do you mean, just in case. I've waited 2 years for this car and paid a fortune for it, I don't want to have to crank it to start!"
The dealer looks at him, smiles and says, "sir, I understand that. You won't ever have to crank it but, just in case."
The new owner is really pissed about this, he's definitely not happy.
The dealer asks "sir, do you have nipples on your chest?"
"Of course I have nipples on my chest, I'm not a freak." he's really mad.
The dealer says "you won't ever use them sir, but they're there, just in case!"
A man orders a Rolls Royce which has to be built exactly to fit his specs, including the driving seat so it's his car.
On taking delivery, he notices a hole in the front bumper leading to the engine, for a crank handle.
He says to the dealer "what's this for?"
The dealer replies, "just in case!"
"Just in case? What do you mean, just in case. I've waited 2 years for this car and paid a fortune for it, I don't want to have to crank it to start!"
The dealer looks at him, smiles and says, "sir, I understand that. You won't ever have to crank it but, just in case."
The new owner is really pissed about this, he's definitely not happy.
The dealer asks "sir, do you have nipples on your chest?"
"Of course I have nipples on my chest, I'm not a freak." he's really mad.
The dealer says "you won't ever use them sir, but they're there, just in case!"