Posted: Jun 22, 2014 11:08 pm
by kennyc
laklak wrote:Lots of beer and high calorie, fatty foods. Avoid exercise, though you can walk to the pub. Shag as much as possible. Good drugs include cannabis, LSD, magic mushrooms and the occasional recreational opioid. Watch a lot of TV. Post bullshit on the internet.

This won't make you live longer, but you'll really enjoy what time you've got left.


Whew! Thank you!
You should publish this plan, you'll make a fortune!
Maybe franchise it.... :naughty2: