Posted: Jul 09, 2015 10:10 am
by Thommo
Fallible wrote:This is why I live in a ditch.


But what a ditch! At this end we have mud, over here the stagnant pool, teeming with rich life, fragrant and stimulating. The rock garden* at the back is one of the wonders of the modern world, and I heard rumours a rather large, warty toad named Frank was once sighted living under it.

*A brick, some rocks, what's nomenclature between friends?