Posted: Apr 16, 2017 11:47 pm
TopCat wrote:Matthew Shute wrote:I myself am an expert on Znocklefrooms. You may be wondering: what are Znocklefrooms? Ask away. My knowledge about the arbitrary shit I can make up is unparalleled.
You say that, but are they true Znocklefrooms?
I somehow doubt it. The Great, the Only, the Majestic Znocklefroomious the First is currently dictating the Holy Scripture of the Knockles, and I am transcribing it, error-free (obvs) as we speak.
But are you transcribing it in old Znocklelfroomian or revised Znockelfroomian? I warn you now, if it's the revised one, then it looks like you are flirting with heresy.
Down with the schism-ites of revised Znockelfroomian!! Burn them!! Burn them!!