Posted: Sep 11, 2018 5:04 am
by Cito di Pense
wisedupearly wrote:Clearly your serious is short in duration and shallow in depth. I am threatened with a frozen badger suppository so give it your best shot. Not Jack Daniels either.

The tigers of wrath are wiser than the horses of instruction.

If you want 'serious', jamest is your go-to guy. His 'serious' is long and hard with a tip that's vaguely badger-shaped, and dripping tears of anticipation. Like Destroyer and Little Idiot and several others, jamest has been yanking on that 'serious' for a long time, but has never arrived at the climax.