Posted: Jun 16, 2013 9:49 pm
I Punch Your Face wrote:The_Metatron wrote:The number of friends I have is less than the fingers of one hand. What a load of poo to suggest rejecting another person as such a friend based on their gender.
I'm not saying that. I'm just saying that female-female friendships aren't as sincere as male-male. Come on, you know this stuff, everyone knows this, let's not be politically correct, let's just tell the truth as it is.
I wonder if this is because females are like cats, whereas males are like dogs. Cats tend to be more territorial and defensive, whereas dogs hunt together in packs. That is not to say I haven't spotted a pride of females out on the hunt, Friday and Saturday nights down at the local nightclub, but you don't want to get competing prides together in too small a space or they start arching their backs and hissing. Next thing you know, you've got a cat fight on your hands. Wreowr!
Guys, on the other hand, will go around in large packs, sensing out the weakest and most inexperienced animals to hunt, tracking them for long periods, until they submit to the dominant force of the alpha dog and its buddies. Also, a friendly dog is more likely to roll over and let you pat his tummy. Cats, meanwhile, prefer their hair to be stroked gently, and then they go to the cat toilet with their other cat friend to preen themselves and talk about you in their special cat-talk. Meow meow meow!