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I was present at the birth of all four of my kids. I cut their cords, bathed them and returned them to their Mom for feeding and bonding. I wouldn't have missed the occasion for any reason.

My second kid, a girl, shot out so fast I nearly dropped her. It was like trying to catch a slippery rugby ball. My wife(ex) churned the kids out like she was a sausage making machine. Pop, pop, pop, pop. All completely natural childbirths with no painkillers. Tough chick she was.