Posted: Feb 28, 2017 9:23 pm
by VazScep
The Border Collie I walk is a total fucking idiot. And she's from working stock.

She doesn't understand that when she drops the ball on a hill, it will roll down the hill. And she doesn't even understand the most basic principles of ball throwing. She just assumes that when I throw the ball, she should run in a random direction, and it will somehow materialise in front of her.

I've tried going through the derivations of projectile motion with her, but it never sticks.