Posted: Jan 27, 2019 4:03 am
by laklak
I once went to what is colloquially referred to as a 'titty bar'. There were women there who were, well, naked, writhing around on the stage and shaking their goodies at the menz. if you gave them money they would shake their "money maker" right in your face. Fuckin' Ace, dudes.

Anyway, I went outside and asked the first woman I saw if I could stick a rolled up dollar bill between her ass cheeks. She got all fucking offended and shit. I mean, what's up with that? What's a guy supposed to do? Honestly, how the fuck are we supposed to know which women will show us her tits if we don't fucking ask? I was being goddamned polite by asking, instead of just grabbing her and shoving the money up her bum.

Fucking women. I'll never understand them.