Posted: Oct 14, 2016 9:50 am
by Blackadder
don't get me started wrote:From the latest issue of Viz Comic, the Profanisaurus (swearer's dictionary) has the following entry:

Restroom. n. US. The toilet.
"I'd give it five minutes before using the restroom if I were you. I've just had a massive rest in there."

In Frankie Boyle's autobiography, helpfully titled "My Shit Life So Far", he describes how when he was a young man, he shared a house with guy who did a lot of drink and drugs and who was plainly a bit crazy. One day this guy entered the living room and announced to his housemates: "I wouldn't use the vacuum cleaner for a while if I were you. I've just fucked it."