Posted: Feb 03, 2011 8:37 am
by VazScep
When writing, try to turn all your verbs into noun-phrases with the same meaning, and make them the subject of the sentence. Throw in some Latinate words and you'll sound super smart!

"The conversion of all possible verbs into semantically equivalent noun-phrases in the subject position and the introduction of Latinate diction when writing is a tactic towards the achievement of the appearance of intellect."

Verbs bad. Latinate nouns good! Remember: being smart is all about how you sound.