Posted: Jul 18, 2011 4:22 am
CookieJon wrote:Have the benefit of my experience...
1. Don't bother taking notes in classes. Just befriend some swot towards the end of the semester and photocopy all their notes.
2. Pull assignments from past students off the internet to hand in as your own work. Don't forget to change enough words so it can't be googled easily.
3. For group assignments, make sure you're paired with a control-freak, then do a terrible job on your part so they're compelled to take over and do it all for you.
4. Don't bother studying for exams any earlier than you have to. Simply stay up late the night before the exam, and cram in as much as you can. That way, you only have to remember stuff for a few hours until the exam's over.
5. For hard-to-remember things like lists and formulas, use the time-honoured technique of writing notes on your arms. Don't forget to wear a long-sleeved shirt to the exam, though!
6. In case all else fails, have an affair with your lecturer/tutor. For extra leverage, choose a tutor who is married - it could mean the difference between an A and an A+.
Good luck!
Why didnt any one tell this to me for the past 20+yrs(not giving the exact time). It could not have made difference.