Posted: Jul 13, 2015 10:08 pm
They're fucking adverts. Since when have adverts borne any relationship to reality? Look at a Micky D's ad - does that delicious looking burger resemble the smooshed, greasy, lukewarm cow pat you get at the drive in window? Check out car ads, they're always tooling along some gorgeous coast highway or drifting across the Bonneville salt flats, never once do you see someone stuck in 8 lane traffic on I-85 in downtown Atlanta. I love men's razor ads - a six-packed, muscled up dude with great hair and a white towel around his waist smiles into the (slightly) fogged mirror while burnishing his chin with whatever 17-bladed throw-away injection-molded plastic skin scraper they're flogging. Bears little to no resemblance to hubby scraping his face while farting, does it?
Who gives a fuck? Just record the shows and fast forward through the adverts, they're optimized for people with a sub-80 IQ.
Who gives a fuck? Just record the shows and fast forward through the adverts, they're optimized for people with a sub-80 IQ.