Posted: Apr 15, 2018 9:03 pm
by LucidFlight
The_Metatron wrote:
Blackadder wrote:There is no such thing as a "benevolent cat". I speak from experience.

I know, eh? The only reason they don't kill their owners and snack on our dead eyeballs is housecats aren't big enough.

Also, they can't work the timers on the automatic feeders.