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Fallible wrote:

scherado wrote:
Did [you] know that there is no Santa Clause????

For the love of marmite, learn to spell. I bet you're the type of person who says 'mischievious', aren't you.

The spelling is correct, but Schezza is wrong. There is a Santa Clause. It's the bit in the contract everybody who wants to become a priest has to sign, with which he legally (canonically, to be more precise) commits himself to ravishing at least one altar boy by the end of each liturgical year. At the end of each he has to submit a report to the Vatican, stating "Santa Clause has come (insert number here) times." The Church loves its euphemisms.