Posted: Nov 28, 2018 3:40 am
felltoearth wrote:
Put the bottle down and go to bed jamest. You’re drunk.
If I were 'drunk' I'd be incapable of such thought and clarity. Indeed, if I were actually drunk, then my sober thoughts would leave your arsehole looking like Santorini. So, for your own sake, you should be hoping that I'm sober.