To provide crystal healing there are several things that you must have in place, especially if you are being paid for the service. The Crystal Healing for Animals Diploma Course covers everything from the paperwork that needs to be in order, from consent forms, tax to be paid, and insurance, to preparing yourself and the animal spiritually and getting the environment and crystals set up correctly.
Crystal Healing for Animals
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Crystal Healing for Animals
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by twistor59 » May 06, 2017 7:23 am
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Re: Crystal Healing for Animals
#2 by Fallible » May 06, 2017 9:52 am
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Re: Crystal Healing for Animals
#3 by chairman bill » May 06, 2017 9:58 am
I've got a slug that needs healing. Anyone know where I find the sacral & throat chakras?
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Re: Crystal Healing for Animals
#4 by Animavore » May 06, 2017 10:00 am
If your animal is sick take it to the fucking vet.
And get your fucking child vaccinated while you're at it.
And get your fucking child vaccinated while you're at it.
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Re: Crystal Healing for Animals
#5 by BlackBart » May 06, 2017 1:11 pm
Animavore wrote:If your animal is sick take it to the fucking vet.
And get your fucking child vaccinated while you're at it.
Not at the vets though. Obviously.
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Re: Crystal Healing for Animals
#6 by surreptitious57 » May 07, 2017 4:21 am
I am very sceptical of all New Age philosophy. You want me to be less so then provide actual evidence to support the claims being made. I notice that this course costs the same as a television license. I know which I would rather spend my money on
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Re: Crystal Healing for Animals
#7 by zulumoose » May 07, 2017 5:57 am
I would like to see an argument between followers of two or more schools of thought on the methodology required for such vapid nonsense.
How do you have any sort of substantive argument at all about placement of crystals and incantations etc when you cannot demontrate that there is any result at all never mind a difference in effectiveness.
What is their methodology for supposedly showing effectiveness or testing variations, anecdotes all the way down?
How do you have any sort of substantive argument at all about placement of crystals and incantations etc when you cannot demontrate that there is any result at all never mind a difference in effectiveness.
What is their methodology for supposedly showing effectiveness or testing variations, anecdotes all the way down?
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Re: Crystal Healing for Animals
#8 by Animavore » May 07, 2017 8:25 am
Better than nothing.
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Re: Crystal Healing for Animals
#9 by surreptitious57 » May 07, 2017 8:26 am
Some people think that belief trumps the need for any evidence. That just thinking something is true [ or false ] is enough
for them. I prefer evidence because it is more reliable and tells the truth whether I like it or not. Since I am not bothered
by the truth it is not a problem for me. Now if only it was so for everyone. But even so I still defend the right of anyone to
think whatever they want as long as it does not impact upon anyone else. The problem however is that it does. This is why demonstrably false bullshit has to be called out at every available opportunity for the bullshit it is. Whether this be crystal healing for animals or vaccine denial for children or gay conversion therapy or mediums contacting the dead. They all prey on the vulnerable and gullible and are without justification. And they should all be illegal. Ones right to think bullshit does not extend to imposing it on others. And is why the line between thinking something and doing it is a very thick one indeed
for them. I prefer evidence because it is more reliable and tells the truth whether I like it or not. Since I am not bothered
by the truth it is not a problem for me. Now if only it was so for everyone. But even so I still defend the right of anyone to
think whatever they want as long as it does not impact upon anyone else. The problem however is that it does. This is why demonstrably false bullshit has to be called out at every available opportunity for the bullshit it is. Whether this be crystal healing for animals or vaccine denial for children or gay conversion therapy or mediums contacting the dead. They all prey on the vulnerable and gullible and are without justification. And they should all be illegal. Ones right to think bullshit does not extend to imposing it on others. And is why the line between thinking something and doing it is a very thick one indeed
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Re: Crystal Healing for Animals
#10 by BlackBart » May 07, 2017 8:43 am
Fair point, well made.You don't crucify people! Not on Good Friday! - Harold Shand
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Re: Crystal Healing for Animals
#11 by LucidFlight » May 07, 2017 9:44 am
Fluffy has hypoglycemia, causing transient loss of consciousness and muscle tremors. Occasionally, Fluffy has seizures.
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Re: Crystal Healing for Animals
#12 by twistor59 » May 07, 2017 9:45 am
Animavore wrote:If your animal is sick take it to the fucking vet.
And get your fucking child vaccinated while you're at it.
At first I thought that response was directed at Chairman Bill's previous comment, and I was looking forward to the account of how he heeded your advice and took his slug to the vet.
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Re: Crystal Healing for Animals
#13 by DavidMcC » May 07, 2017 12:41 pm
You may be able to dupe some people into believing in crystal healing (and then it MIGHT work (IF it is a psychosomatic condition), but HOW THE HELL do you persuade a pet! 
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Re: Crystal Healing for Animals
#14 by surreptitious57 » May 07, 2017 1:11 pm
I would be very interested to know what a crystal healer can do for an animal that a vet can
not do as well as how much they charge and what qualifications are required to become one
not do as well as how much they charge and what qualifications are required to become one
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Re: Crystal Healing for Animals
#15 by Fallible » May 07, 2017 2:10 pm
No qualifcitations are required, of course. It's not a protected or quality controlled profession. What consumers (victims) consider to be necessary qualifications is a different matter.
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She revelled in adventure and imagination.
She never listened to no hater, liar,
Breaking boundaries and chasing fire.
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Re: Crystal Healing for Animals
#16 by crank » May 07, 2017 2:23 pm
I enrolled my dog in the course for a diploma in crystal healing, it just wasn't working, he was always more likely to eat the crystals as try to heal them. Waste of money, and there really aren't many sick crystals around anyway, so the demand for healers is quite low.
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Re: Crystal Healing for Animals
#17 by laklak » May 07, 2017 4:37 pm
LucidFlight wrote:Fluffy has hypoglycemia, causing transient loss of consciousness and muscle tremors. Occasionally, Fluffy has seizures.
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That's reiki, not crystals!
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Re: Crystal Healing for Animals
#18 by DavidMcC » May 07, 2017 6:31 pm
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Re: Crystal Healing for Animals
#19 by LucidFlight » May 07, 2017 6:49 pm
Whoops! I'll inform Fluffy immediately about the error.
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Re: Crystal Healing for Animals
#20 by laklak » May 07, 2017 6:52 pm
Good. Mixing crystals with reiki could seriously block her chakras, and we all know how bad that can be.
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