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Yaniv wrote:Mashiach/Antichrist/Mahdi to appear on Rosh Hashanah, get through Hanukkah, and end on Purim.
newolder wrote:In a Thai 7-Eleven, a mark of a beastie is, "Clean up in aisle 1"
Lynne Truss wrote: A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.
"Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
"I'm a panda," he says at the door. "Look it up."
The waiter turns to the relevant entry in the manual and, sure enough, finds an explanation.
"Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots & leaves."
Yaniv wrote:When I appear Nato forces will stay on their patch of the globe, Russian forces on theirs, and Ukraine free from both.
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